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Wednesday, February 9, 2011
(HOMIES) I hate Valentine's Day & everything that it stands for!
With Valentine’s Day closely approaching, sex is everywhere and on every ones mind. It’s so fucking unavoidable. If you’re in a steamy relationship, you’re probably planning an escape into some bubbly, and of course some erotic lingerie with your special friend. If you’re not in a relationship, find yourself a boy / girl toy and celebrate the day with some casual sex, ’cause that’s a helluva lot better than playing with yourself alone.
Most people don't know the origins to today's Valentine's Day. Sure you might get lucky and throw out the name Saint Valentine from modern Christian religions but most historians claim, it actually came from a pagan rite celebrated in ancient Rome. During February a festival called "Lupercalia" here priests would slaughter goats in sacrifice. Boys then would run threw the streets naked with slices of goatskin and young women would thrust themselves forward on to them, hoping to get touched with the bloody meat strips. These women believed that the pregnant will from there pagan goddess would help with an easy delivery and help barren women give birth.
According to more current Valentine's Day legends, single women would put their names in a urn and men would pick one, paring couples together for the night. Some say this was the start to those infamous 1970's swingers key parties. Key parties were a phenomenon in the 70's. These were sex parties attended by swinging couples, in which male attendees would place their keys into a common bowl or bag on arriving. At the end of the evening the women would randomly select keys from the bowl and leave with the key's owner.
Happy Valentines Day, suckers!
Author: Ru18 Los Angeles, CA Feb 2011
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